Things we learnt over the weekend

Lesson for Sam:
Mobile phones don't get thirsty -

Lesson for Mum:
but they do still work after being dipped in the dog's water bowl (after being dried in the 40 degree weather).
Well it's not 100% yet, but I can make and take calls - just not at night time (the back light isn't working).

Lesson from Josh - to Mum:
Light globes can't die... because they aren't people

Lesson for Josh:
Trying to peel the skin off your arm with a vegetable peeler doesn't actually take the skin off, but it does hurt.

Lesson for Sam:
People don't eat bird seed.

Lesson for Mum:
Bird seed takes 24 hours to get through the digestive system, and looks exactly the same at the other end!
(If it had taken 23 hours, then Grandma would have had an interesting experience - since she didn't actually know that Sam ate the bird seed).